Gee, Allan, your picture sure doesn’t look like the image of a 62-year-old guy. Do you have Dorian Gray thing going on here?

If you’re really 62 then you need to write a column called The Secret For Not Looking Old and then linking it to some vitamin concoction you’ve put up for sale on Amazon.

Graduate of Stanford University & U.C. Berkeley Law School. Author of 17 novels and over 200 Medium columns on Economics, Politics, Law, Humor & Satire.

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